i know this much is true

that my life would unravel at the seams if i ever lost you

Meet Salty

This is my new BFF. I found him chillin in a bowl of crackers and didn't have the heart to bite down on one who is obviously so kindred a spirit. As you can see from his bald head, he has graduated from the porch and is now a bona fide space monkey, ready for project mayhem. He doesn't have anything to say right now, which is a shame, because he sounds exactly like Crispin Glover.


I know this because Tyler knows this.