Monday, May 30, 2011

i am who

So, my entire adult life I have been under the delusion that I was 5'3", because at some point that's what I was told (doctor's visit?). But today I was trying to find out if my teen had reached my height with a measuring tape and it seems- dun dun duuun- I am actually 5'2". I feel lost. Seriously, wth. :( My ID card is wrong, my BMI is wrong, my husband just gained an inch on me- I don't even KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE. I told my mother and she says she has always known this, she was all, You always think you are taller than me but you aren't, blah blah blah...

I think I need therapy. Or lifts.


  1. Five two is pretty snazzy, though. :) Cheese will help you grow. As in, the cheese on the gift card you just won! And the cheese in this comment.

  2. Wow, awesome! Thank you! What do I do??