Saturday, February 23, 2013

If I was to sink my teeth into your eye right now, would you be able to stop me before I blinded you?

I'm thinking I need to change my trademark line of going three kinds of Malcolm McDowell crazy from Malcolm McDowell to Ted Levine. Just the sound of his voice freaks me out. Stay tuned...
OK, actually I am already there, but I don't want to talk about it... except to say that I am considering telling people I am an orphan from now on. It might be more socially acceptable to spewing a metric poop-ton of bile the next time anyone says the word MOTHER to me.


  1. I'm still sticking with Terrance Stamp.

  2. That's because you're a loyal person. But I learned on Nova the other day that being raised by a non-nuturing m_____ gives you a wicked sporting chance at being a sociopath, which explains both my affection for anti-heroes and my utter disloyalty. Disloyal m_____=disloyal child. I can't even be loyal to this subject. I want to know right now what is up with the lack of volume regulation on itunes. One minute I am grooving along and the next my ears are bleeding. How I am supposed to get anything done when I have to keep messing with the volume. Anyway, what I think is that when I am king and whoever is first against the wall, they will say that when I lost it I was a charming combo of Alex DeLarge, Tyler Durden, Don Logan, Wilson, the Monarch, and the warden from Shutter Island. Deadly and beautiful like a cat 5 tornado. Bazinga.