OK, actually I am already there, but I don't want to talk about it... except to say that I am considering telling people I am an orphan from now on. It might be more socially acceptable to spewing a metric poop-ton of bile the next time anyone says the word MOTHER to me.
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I'm still sticking with Terrance Stamp.
ReplyDeleteThat's because you're a loyal person. But I learned on Nova the other day that being raised by a non-nuturing m_____ gives you a wicked sporting chance at being a sociopath, which explains both my affection for anti-heroes and my utter disloyalty. Disloyal m_____=disloyal child. I can't even be loyal to this subject. I want to know right now what is up with the lack of volume regulation on itunes. One minute I am grooving along and the next my ears are bleeding. How I am supposed to get anything done when I have to keep messing with the volume. Anyway, what I think is that when I am king and whoever is first against the wall, they will say that when I lost it I was a charming combo of Alex DeLarge, Tyler Durden, Don Logan, Wilson, the Monarch, and the warden from Shutter Island. Deadly and beautiful like a cat 5 tornado. Bazinga.
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